What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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